A new laugh‑out‑loud series

Meet the World's WORST Principal

Principal Pinkleman bans smiling in the hallways, threatens detention for sneezing, and somehow manages to ruin recess, science, and pretty much everything fun.

Start with Book 1

Perfect for kids 8–12 (especially the ones who say they “hate reading.”)

Book 1 launches January 2026 – chaos is coming.

Cover of The World's Worst Principal, Book 1

Kids Can’t Put It Down

Short, high‑energy chapters. Big cliffhangers. Wild school disasters. Just enough gross‑out to keep giggles going, never mean or nasty.

Book 1
The World's Worst Principal book cover

The World’s Worst Principal

Middle‑grade novel · ~160 pages · Ages 8–12

New kid Jack vs. the strictest principal on the planet. One exploding science volcano later, recess is “cancelled forever” and the kids are done being quiet.

  • Detention for sneezing (yes, really)
  • A “funeral” for recess
  • A hallway “helper” machine that totally backfires
  • Kids who secretly become Chaos Fixers to save their school
Pre‑Order Book 1 – $12.99

What Real Kids Are Saying

  • “Best book ever. The principal is crazier than my brother.” – Jake, 10
  • “I laughed so hard milk came out my nose.” – Max, 9
  • “I don’t like reading, but I finished this in two days. More pranks please.” – Tyler, 11